A tale of the macabre to enjoy alone on a stormy night, or share with a friend for Hallowe'en.

"The door which leads to the rear of the shop is partly hidden by a wooden screen which occupies one end of the counter. Some of Mr Todd's more inquisitive customers pretend to examine the potted meats which stand on a shelf by the other end of the counter and, when he goes to fetch the meat, they turn to peer after him to see what might be seen. Alas, little can be made out in the dim, discreet lighting: only the mincer, which stands just beyond the door."

Dare you read on?

The Mincer is available in a limited edition of one hundred hand-produced copies, priced at £7. Each is printed on heavy vellum paper, hand-bound with brass eyelets and silk tape in the style of a traditional will, and protected by a stout manilla envelope. Each one is signed and numbered by the author, making it highly collectable as well as a unique and appropriate gift for the Christmas season. All proceeds go to the Woodland Trust.

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You can also receive The Mincer as an electronic file (PDF) to enjoy yourself or share with others. There is no charge for this, though if you enjoy it a £1 donation to the Woodland Trust is suggested.

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Enjoy!